Kennett Kennedy “McKummer” Hutto was raised in a swamp by gators after his mother attempted an at-home abortion, failed, and tried to dispose of him by putting him in the middle of Bluebonnet. Despite being born without a penis, he has managed to Frankenstein himself a “monster” between his legs— though, the source material of his massive new meat wand is unknown.

 

He likes to write cute little stories, draw kitty cats, and jack off to pictures of Eminem’s baby-smooth ballsack vigorously.

 

His favorite drink is Klean-out.

His favorite food is musty ass.

His favorite video game is Jumpstart 3D: Quest For The Color Meister.

His favorite film definitely stars Ryan Reynolds.

 

His morals have been derived from amazing educational programs like South Park and Mr. Pickle.

 

Kennett is 17 at the time of writing this, as his preventative measures failed on account of Yours Truly from up above not wanting to deal with his bullshit.

 

He dreams that one day, he can make an impact on this world. Preferably positive, but he's not picky.