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CONTENT WARNING: EVERYTHING

Kenny's a complete degenerate. Half the shit here? Gore and sex. Sometimes sexy gore. So, this is your warning: THERE WILL BE COCKS, BALLS, AND BLOOD.

This is Van Hansen, the asshole who started it all. Wrote my very first book about him when I was 13, and published it independently. Was it bad? probably, but his creation marks the first time I was able to start a project and finish it. 

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The publication happened a few years after it was done, as I had written at least five more novellas in his series and was absolutely shitting myself at the thought of being received poorly.

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But i did it anyways.

And was received poorly. Yeah, no this isn't an inspirational story, that fuckin' sucked.

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The jackass was my very first shot at splatterpunk.

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It followed a dude named jay as he essentially recreated the deadpool storyline just with more rape, body horror, incest, necrophilia, snuff, torture, etc. Obviously. it was splatterpunk, what else would it contain?

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This was concept art for the cover. 

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My first shot at a picture book. I forgot the context but honestly i'm still happy with it.

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I promise this isn't vore i promise its not its not furry porn just furry im not i dont like vore i promise i promsioe

this is my fursona, physic. at least one of them- ya boy got commitment issues.

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More jackass art. actually planning on going back and somewhat rebooting.

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Different plot, new characters, the same jay, etc...

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this is vickie, an evolution of van that might actually see the light of day on paper. 

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Vickie has become more of his own guy, though. Couldn't really keep him the same- van was basically a self insert on steroids, so any time he got hoes i felt like i was lying.

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Vick stars in the Bible but retold by a pothead.

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Haven't marketed it yet on facebook, scared shitless of the Bible fandom.

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Those jesus stans are fucking insane, and I'm not sure I'm ready to get doxxed yet.

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Shout-out to Michelangelo, he would've hated me.

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He would dress like a suburban dad.

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This is Wade

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This is torture porn

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I don't think this is rape? 

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I think it's just kinky?

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It's of Van and Richie, in Van's secondary era.

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The "property" tat looks really bad but I promise it's kink and not racism

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not Van and Richie, just one ass guy and one nice ass.

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Their names are Ethan and Antonio

[If you're wondering why it's all gay sex, it's because I'm a fag.]

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This is Mike.

Mike is every -ist and -phobic out there, and I love him for it.

Unmedicated Schizophrenic BTW

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Rudolph the red-nosed redneck

[He snorted magical dust (radioactive cocaine) and now his nose glows]

He's a Hyena, but bipedal and far more likely to play ping-pong with you without mauling you to death.

More Atrocities To come...

He Wuz Here

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